Acceptance Into School Pillows

"Mummy, Daddy, Fred! I've been accepted into dentistry school!"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'But what is the universe for?'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Prejudice/Empathy

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Cat Lit. You?'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Pinara fund

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'