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"Oh they're bred to have three legs."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pastry Hat

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Boomerang cow.

'What'll it be?'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Monster Clown

Franz Kafka

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Chick Billiard Ball

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Bizarre sights.