Absurd Author Appreciator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the absurd author appreciator? Whether they're a writer, reader, or lover of all things literary and whimsical, our collection offers quirky mugs, witty t-shirts, and artistic prints that honor their creative spirit. Surprise the writer in your life with a gift that fuels their imagination and celebrates their love for absurdity in storytelling.

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'A lot of my stories involve milk.' mockup

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

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'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.' mockup

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

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"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch." mockup

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

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(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell) mockup

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

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Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.' mockup

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

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Glance Exchange

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Barcode Dreams

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Giant ape juggling planes and captive. mockup

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

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"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water." mockup

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

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'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.' mockup

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

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Optimist

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Zoo: No Hunting.

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"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!" mockup

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

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Admit it. We have a drinking problem. mockup

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

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"Good news. It's a small pig."

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests. mockup

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

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"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy mockup

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after." mockup

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

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The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.' mockup

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

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"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?" mockup

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

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"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit." mockup

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

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Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada. mockup

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

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"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy." mockup

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

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"Valet park only"

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'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!' mockup

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

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The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B. mockup

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

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"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?" mockup

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

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Absurd Author Appreciator Gifts Collection

Absurd Author Appreciator Mugs

Discover a wide range of mugs perfect for the absurd author appreciator—great for their morning coffee or just adding a touch of literary whimsy to their day.

Absurd Author Appreciator Pillows

Like to cozy up with a clever quote? Our literary pillows make a charming gift for the absurd author enthusiast’s reading space.

Absurd Author Appreciator Prints

Find unique prints that capture the playful spirit of absurd storytelling—perfect for decorating a creative workspace or reading nook.

Absurd Author Appreciator T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirt collection—ideal for the creative, absurd author appreciator who loves to wear their literary humor with pride.