Abstract Moralist Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with an abstract moralist's deep sense of ethics and creativity? Our curated collection offers insightful, witty, and inspiring products that reflect their philosophical flair and love for meaningful design. Perfect for sparking conversations or adding a touch of intellectual charm to their space.

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'Express Line, Ten sins or less'

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"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency." mockup

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

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Ethics exam cheater.

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'. mockup

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

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'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?' mockup

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

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"Eat my dust!"

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"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

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'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.' mockup

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

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"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories." mockup

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

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Large, wrinkly

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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..." mockup

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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"He gets easily abstracted."

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Slavery Reparations

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Higher wisdom...

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"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all." mockup

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability." mockup

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy mockup

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

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