Abstract Humorist Gifts

Celebrate the wit and whimsy of abstract humorists with our curated selection of quirky mugs, tees, pillows, and art prints. Perfect for anyone who appreciates clever, offbeat humor that sparks smiles and conversations alike.

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"Gambler" "May clean up" "Often spread thin" "On a roll" "Paper towel" "Usually square in shape" "Pat of butter"

"Gambler" "May clean up" "Often spread thin" "On a roll" "Paper towel" "Usually square in shape" "Pat of butter" mockup

"Gambler" "May clean up" "Often spread thin" "On a roll" "Paper towel" "Usually square in shape" "Pat of butter"

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'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.' mockup

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

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"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall." mockup

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!" mockup

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

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"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera." mockup

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

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"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop." mockup

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

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Copycats

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!" mockup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?" mockup

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

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In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian. mockup

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

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"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?" mockup

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.' mockup

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

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"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?" mockup

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

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'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.' mockup

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

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I will study my speling words...

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'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!' mockup

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel." mockup

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..' mockup

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

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'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.' mockup

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

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"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins." mockup

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

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"You're going to hate yourself."

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'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.' mockup

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

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"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!" mockup

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

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Dog Walking Services

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"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

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"Even the waiters here are organic." mockup

"Even the waiters here are organic."

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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Outer Space Outsourcing

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell." mockup

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

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"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded." mockup

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

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Abstract Humorist Gifts Collection

Abstract Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of abstract humorist mugs, packed with clever designs perfect for fans of witty, offbeat coffee cups.

Abstract Humorist Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to add humor and personality to their space, inspired by the creative spirit of abstract humorists.

Abstract Humorist Prints

Browse our collection of prints capturing the essence of abstract humor—ideal for brightening up any room with wit and artistic flair.

Abstract Humorist T-Shirts

Discover our range of abstract humorist T-shirts, featuring quirky and clever designs that stand out in any wardrobe.