Abandonment Support Pillows

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Foster failure

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Couple

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Thank you."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

Leaning on a friend

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Intensive waiting.

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'