Task Abandoner Pillows

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Organization is not rocket science!

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Deadline

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Monday around 9PM.

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

Overworked

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

In and Out Trays