Abandonment Support T-Shirts

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Foster failure

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Couple

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Thank you."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Veterinary Clinic: We Accept Mastercard or Mistresscard.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

Leaning on a friend

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Intensive waiting.

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

'We're sorry for your loss. but it must be a consolation to know that his death didn't effect our targets.'

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'