Orphan Supporter T-Shirts

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

The evidence destroyed

Alms Bank

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Me and my money are soon parted

Please Give

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"He's a rescue."

DIY Butchers

Reflected Glory

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Proud Mum.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Rodin's Charity Collector

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Benefactor of children

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.