Orphan Supporter Prints

Randy's public service announcement. These are uncertain times. Uncertainty leads to strained relationships and lonely, affection-starved ladies. I can help. Call 555 555-RANDY, to order Doctor Randy's Uncertain-Times Foot Rub. That's not the kind of service we discussed. I tell them how to adopt the orphans during the foot rub.

Brad Pitt

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Alms Bank

The evidence destroyed

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Me and my money are soon parted

Please Give

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"He's a rescue."

Reflected Glory

DIY Butchers

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Rodin's Charity Collector

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Proud Mum.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

I just heard this is a non-profit bar. Since all profits go to charity, I plan to donate extra! I plan to donate my hangover.

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

Planetless, please help.

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'