60s Tv Fan Gifts

'I want to suck your toes.' - A problem for Maxwell Smart and his shoe-phone.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Before the Internet

Steve McQueen

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

David Niven caricature

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Night Life: L.A.

"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'Hey hey we're the monkeys!...Hey hey we're the lions!...'

"Previously on..."

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'Morcambe and Wise.'