50th Reunion Gifts

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

Christmas Hugs

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Chili again?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

A senior moment.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

McWit Legal College

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Original punks go to reunion

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"Motion denied then"

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Man's evolution to the Pub.