420 Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't think of me as a weed dealer—think of me as Little Pharma."

-Our neighbour seems to have problems with mist. -Not mist, smoke.

Hempy Holidaze from Washington and Colorado.

'Awesome, dude! There they are! A little of that blood in our systems and we'll be high for a week!'

Jeff Sessions and legal marijuana

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Beanirrito"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

City Boy.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Roasting the Moneybox

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Merry Christmas.

Wanna talk about it?

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "