401k Contemplators Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone deep in 401k contemplation? Our collection offers witty and charming products for those who love to ponder their financial future. From funny mugs to clever t-shirts, find the perfect item to bring a smile to their face while highlighting their thoughtful approach to saving. Great for investors, money planners, or anyone who enjoys a humorous take on financial planning.

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"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."

"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."

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"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution. mockup

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

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'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.' mockup

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

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"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files." mockup

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

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'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.' mockup

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

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Not much money, glory, or praise

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Professional woman in pub

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner. mockup

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

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If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire. mockup

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

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"1971... 2015..."

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US Dollar weakens.

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'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!' mockup

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

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'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.' mockup

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

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Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

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"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'." mockup

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

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"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder." mockup

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

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Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes. mockup

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

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'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.' mockup

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

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Money isn't everything, but then, what is?

Money isn't everything, but then, what is? mockup

Money isn't everything, but then, what is?

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"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?" mockup

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

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"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"I give and I give but all they see is take." mockup

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

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I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity. mockup

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

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'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.' mockup

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

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"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken." mockup

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

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'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?' mockup

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

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A long way towards retirement...

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'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?'

'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?' mockup

'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?'

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"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'" mockup

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

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Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

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"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year." mockup

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

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'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.' mockup

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

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'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.' mockup

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

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"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher." mockup

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

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401k Contemplators Gifts Collection

401k Contemplators Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for 401k contemplators—perfect for coffee or tea as they plot their path to retirement.

401k Contemplators Pillows

Cozy up with pillows featuring playful designs for the 401k contemplator in your life—adding humor to their home or office space.

401k Contemplators Prints

Brighten their environment with prints that humorously showcase the art of financial contemplation—great for inspiring future planning.

401k Contemplators T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts for 401k contemplators that combine humor with their love for future planning—wear their thoughts proudly.