401k Contemplators Mugs

"As requested, we're going to go over you retirement fund, so, if at all possible, let's hold questions until I have finished and I'm out in the parking lot starting my car."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Professional woman in pub

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

"1971... 2015..."

US Dollar weakens.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

Money isn't everything, but then, what is?

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

'Do you promise to love,honor and cherish -- until one of you decides to become a 'free agent'?'

A long way towards retirement...

'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?'

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."