Occupational Contemplator Mugs

'I've often wondered how you social workers manage?'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

Sisyphus during Covid

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

A long way towards retirement...

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

"At what point in your public relations career did you realize you don' relate to the public?"

"Do wine writers suffer and all that?"

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

Wealth without fulfilment/Fulfilment without wealth.

Prayers For Agnostics