Occupational Contemplator Pillows

'I've often wondered how you social workers manage?'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

Sisyphus during Covid

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

A long way towards retirement...

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

'One day I'll stop to reflect on my career and marvel that I have time to reflect.'

We only go around once

"You said you wanted something really rewarding for your last wish so I made you a teacher."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

"At what point in your public relations career did you realize you don' relate to the public?"

"Do wine writers suffer and all that?"

Wealth without fulfilment/Fulfilment without wealth.