Olympics Contemplator Pillows

'What do you mean I'm not allowed to be indifferent about the Olympics?'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Apocalipsis

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'This looks good. It's a six-hour special on how society is becoming too sedentary.'

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than unlocking the mysteries of the universe."

'I know I'm the center of the universe.'

I think we need to come to terms with the fact that our God is a cr**py God!

Give them another eclipse. The last one actually made them quite for a few minutes!

The nearness of you.

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect it to speak to you."