1940s Aficionado Gifts

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"If only that waistline – but I'm a fine one to talk."

ACME Employment Agency

"I'm afraid the cupboard is bare again, Mrs. Hubbard."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Swing dancers.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Abacus.

"You've got night fever."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Wow!"

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"I must have completely lost track of time."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

John Stuart Mill

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."