1920s Aficionado Gifts

Swing dancers.

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Man...You age great!'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

You had me at vintage.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

The Cremaster Cycle

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Wow!"

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

The Wagnerites- An Evening at the Opera

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."