007 Enthusiast Gifts

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

'002' - A discussion about 007.

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

"Come on, Mr Bond. We've been expecting you..."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Slow Night

Reasonableman

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Froh

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

King and Jester