007 Aficionado Gifts

"Ah, Mr Bond, so now the tables are turned"

"You're guaranteed to like this next comic because he is licensed to kill. Give it up for Bond, James Bond!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Vlad the Impala

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Freshest ice cream in town!

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Ghost School.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Banana Split...

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Cat Tie

Bears catching fish

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.