Zoom Survivor Pillows

"Welcome Back!"

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Office Meeting

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Dieting Motivation.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"5...4...3...2..."

"You're on mute."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

The New Business Power Suit

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Zoomies call.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Work From Home Power Suit

Canadian Zoom

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Working" from home

"Nothin' like Olympic athletes to remind us all that a year of sporadic Zoom workouts ain't quite the achievement we thought it was."

"And remember, team, working from home shouldn't be seen as an excuse for allowing standards to drop."