Zoom Survivor T-Shirts

"Welcome Back!"

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Office Meeting

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Dieting Motivation.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"5...4...3...2..."

"You're on mute."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

The New Business Power Suit

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

The Vicious Rectangle

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

Zoomies call.

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"If only you could do this in real life..."

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

Work From Home Power Suit

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

Canadian Zoom

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Working" from home