Zoom Fatigue Warriors Gifts

"So no more zoom meetings. I take it."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"First break since 2008."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Office Meeting

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Burn out

"You're on mute."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

The New Business Power Suit

Zoomies call.

The Vicious Rectangle

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

"I told my boss there weren't enough hours in my day. He said that's why they invented the night."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

Work From Home Power Suit

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"And when you finish curing all your patients we would like you to sort out climate change. . ."

"When I told you to back things up, I meant your computer stuff, not your work flow."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"He said something about being stressed out and not to wake him or he'd sue!!"

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Bad Bout of Corporate Angst."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Crying parent holds crying baby.