Zoom Fatigue Warrior Gifts

"Zoomed for five hours and my smile seized up."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"First break since 2008."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Office Meeting

What Do Doctors Dream About?

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

Burn out

"You're on mute."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

The New Business Power Suit

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

The Vicious Rectangle

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

Zoomies call.

Zoom Rodeos

"I told my boss there weren't enough hours in my day. He said that's why they invented the night."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

Work From Home Power Suit

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"And when you finish curing all your patients we would like you to sort out climate change. . ."

"When I told you to back things up, I meant your computer stuff, not your work flow."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"He said something about being stressed out and not to wake him or he'd sue!!"

"Bad Bout of Corporate Angst."