Zoom Fatigue Warriors Mugs

"So no more zoom meetings. I take it."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"First break since 2008."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Office Meeting

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Burn out

"You're on mute."

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

The New Business Power Suit

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

Zoomies call.

"I told my boss there weren't enough hours in my day. He said that's why they invented the night."

"When I told you to back things up, I meant your computer stuff, not your work flow."

"And when you finish curing all your patients we would like you to sort out climate change. . ."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"He said something about being stressed out and not to wake him or he'd sue!!"

Work From Home Power Suit

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"Bad Bout of Corporate Angst."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

Crying parent holds crying baby.

"Nothin' like Olympic athletes to remind us all that a year of sporadic Zoom workouts ain't quite the achievement we thought it was."