Zoology Prints

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'Two black eyes. Solitary. Lethargic. Definitely in the DSM-V.'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Ever heard of the Alexander technique

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

'Dad, how come there are more bulls than bears?'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Feels like an elephant trunk...."

"And, what's more, the jury was packed with ungulates."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"I just sent you a friend request."

'I just can't believe I'm related to them.'

'Having a sore throat is nothing. Wait until you get a stiff neck.'

Kittens and snake.

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"This fundamentally changes everything we know about elephants!"

"We're so alike and yet we're poles apart."

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

Caution. Slow drivers ahead searching for snakes on the road.

'And that's why we make 'em sign permission slips.'

Career choices for fleas.

Alligator drinking gator aid.

Doctor to aardvark: 'Nothing serious. You have ants in your pants.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Aspirin, Doctor?'

Elephant to elephant with 'nose job.' 'Wait, don't tell me. Something's different.'

'Your patients did this? But... I thought you're working at the zoo?!'

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"