Zoological Comic Aficionado Prints

"Who died?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Tallyho!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Naked Mole Rat

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

'White meat or dark?'

"This is my man cave."

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

tiger strangling snakes

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"I tell you what, a broken tail is a major handicap..."

'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'I got scared. Unfortunately, I was standing on a concrete floor at the time...'

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

"Well yes, technically, I was laughing in the face of danger, but really, I was just terrified..."