Zoological Comic Aficionado Mugs

"Who died?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Tallyho!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Naked Mole Rat

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

'White meat or dark?'

"This is my man cave."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

tiger strangling snakes

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'

"I tell you what, a broken tail is a major handicap..."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'I got scared. Unfortunately, I was standing on a concrete floor at the time...'

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

"Well yes, technically, I was laughing in the face of danger, but really, I was just terrified..."