Zoological Enthusiast Mugs

"This is my man cave."

City Zoo: Day Care

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Farm Humor.

The Worm Charmer

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Tallyho!"

God's Subcontractors

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'