Zoological Enthusiast Pillows

"This is my man cave."

City Zoo: Day Care

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Farm Humor.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

The Worm Charmer

"The hyenas started it."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

God's Subcontractors

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Tallyho!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.