Zodiac Zinger Prints

"You had me at sextile moon."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

"So, what is your star sign?"

Year of the Rat

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

Justice for a heckler.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"It's my New Year!"

'What's my fortune then?!

"So tell me what's your sign?"

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

Astrological accidents.

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Climbing the ladder of fate,,,

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

Libra/scales

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

2019 Chinese New Year of the Pig

Unicorn/Capricorn