"You had me at sextile moon."
Zodiac Zinger Mugs
Start your day with a laugh with our zodiac zinger mugs! Featuring witty astrology humor, these mugs make every coffee or tea break a playful tribute to their star sign.
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'
"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."
"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."
Year of the Rat
"So, what is your star sign?"
Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.
It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.
"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."
Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'
'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'
'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'
Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.
Justice for a heckler.
Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.
'What's my fortune then?!
"It's my New Year!"
"So tell me what's your sign?"
'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'
'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'
'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'
"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."
'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'
Libra/scales
"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"
Climbing the ladder of fate,,,
Astrological accidents.
"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"
Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!
"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."
'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'
2019 Chinese New Year of the Pig
Zodiac Zinger Mugs Collection
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