Zodiac Jester Prints

"... What sign was I born under? ... A big one which read, 'Maternity Unit'."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Never poke fun.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."