Zodiac Jester T-Shirts

"... What sign was I born under? ... A big one which read, 'Maternity Unit'."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

Never poke fun.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."