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Monks play conkers with crucifix

"We ran out of bread, so its croutons for communion."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

Excommunicate Me.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Never poke fun.

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'