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"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Books / Coffee table books

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."