Zodiac Zester Pillows

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Ill next Thursday

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"So, what is your star sign?"

Year of the Rat

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"So tell me what's your sign?"

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"It's my New Year!"

'What's my fortune then?!

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.