Zippers Pillows

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

A mother and baby elephant

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Too much monkey business...

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Wild Cow.

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Giraffe Selfie

Zumma Cum Laude

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

5 Second Rule!

Bat

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'Have I seen your brother in here? I don't know, what does he look like?'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"Yes, I know you have a contract with the zoo, doctor. . . but it's with the zoo staff, not with the animals!"

Son, it's time you learned the facts of life. I'm dropping you off at the Monkey House in the zoo.

Lion Dreams

"I think the zoo is in financial trouble: the keepers have replaced all the 'do not feed the animals' signs by 'please do feed the animals'..."

'If you're going to play with the elephant, please take her upstairs.'

NEW FALL LINEUP

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'