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'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

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Counting part time employees is the new math.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

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Creative accounting.

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

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"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

I love maths.

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'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

'My app just ate your widget.'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

Wordplay: Me.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

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'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'