Zero Sugar Zealots Pillows

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

"Unsweetened has some sugar, lightly sweetened has a ton of sugar, and fully sweetened will kill you."

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

"Daddy will be home shortly. He's doing a little moonlighting."

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

"Do you have any caffeine free coffee tables?"

Sugar production

You've got to stop condescending to the customers. Whatever do you mean? You abuse them for not recycling, for eating high-fructose sugar, for watching reality tv shows. Hardly. I absolutely understand that some people who have not been blessed with a high level of education and information make foolish divisions. It's not their fault. Condescending! Good use of a big word. HOJ.

"Man does not live by corn syrup alone."

"Toothbrushes...to brush with after eating your Halloween treats!"

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

The new Candy-B-Gone blinders made Tina's shopping trips much easier.

"I can take or leave the religion, I worship his gluten free recipes."

"Don't look left or right!"

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

Gluten free parking

"Well, what did you think a degree in bubble gum would lead to?"

"It's a list of houses that gave out healthy treats last year. We won't be going to these houses this year."

"We all wear our desserts in one way or another."

'Can I get just a little bit of coffee with my sugar, please.'

"I'm about to achieve one of the great passions of my life: dessert."

Birthday cakes for dieters shop