Zero Sugar Zealots Mugs

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

"Unsweetened has some sugar, lightly sweetened has a ton of sugar, and fully sweetened will kill you."

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

Sugar production

"Man does not live by corn syrup alone."

"Toothbrushes...to brush with after eating your Halloween treats!"

"Do you have any caffeine free coffee tables?"

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

"Don't look left or right!"

Gluten free parking

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

"I can take or leave the religion, I worship his gluten free recipes."

"Well, what did you think a degree in bubble gum would lead to?"

"It's a list of houses that gave out healthy treats last year. We won't be going to these houses this year."

"We all wear our desserts in one way or another."

'Can I get just a little bit of coffee with my sugar, please.'

"I'm about to achieve one of the great passions of my life: dessert."

Birthday cakes for dieters shop

'I find you guilty of driving under the influence of high blood glucose.'