Zen Zookeeper Pillows

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog yoga

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Wildcats Strike.

Bus for Giraffes.

Giraffe and Gloves.

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Giraffe Haircut

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Lucky!"

VETERINARIAN, 'He has a nervous twitch.'

'It's their warm inquisitive eyes I find most unnerving. . .'