Head Zookeeper Pillows

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

Family with pets.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"When the doctor said you should get a pet for lockdown I think he meant a cat!"

Wildcats Strike.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Bus for Giraffes.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

Giraffe and Gloves.

Giraffe Haircut

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'You're kinky, aren't you, Samuel?'

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'

"There's talk of a merger with London Zoo."

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

'Nothing worse than a tickly throat!'

'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

Zoo Corporation: Award for Solving a Big Pile of Poo Problems

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."