Zen Practices Pillows

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Yoga classes door.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Yoga with Baby

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Working from OM.

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

Zen Litter Box

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'