Zen Master Wannabe T-Shirts

Celebrate your Zen enthusiast with t-shirts that blend peaceful vibes and playful humor. Designed for comfort and inspiration, these shirts are ideal for spreading Zen good humor wherever they go.

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"And we'll close with a moment of silence for all the people with jobs who couldn't be with us today."

"And we'll close with a moment of silence for all the people with jobs who couldn't be with us today." mockup

"And we'll close with a moment of silence for all the people with jobs who couldn't be with us today."

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I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock. mockup

I kid you not, if he calls me 'grasshopper' one more time, I'm cleaning his clock.

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Competitive Meditation.

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"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view." mockup

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

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'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?'

'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?' mockup

'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?'

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'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...'

'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...' mockup

'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...'

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'Do you suppose it's possible to become TOO enlightened?'

'Do you suppose it's possible to become TOO enlightened?' mockup

'Do you suppose it's possible to become TOO enlightened?'

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'Living up here is the best I can afford -- I'm still paying alimony from three past lives!'

'Living up here is the best I can afford -- I'm still paying alimony from three past lives!' mockup

'Living up here is the best I can afford -- I'm still paying alimony from three past lives!'

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Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs... mockup

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

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NOW HIRING GURUS, 'I brought a resume for each reincarnation.'

NOW HIRING GURUS, 'I brought a resume for each reincarnation.' mockup

NOW HIRING GURUS, 'I brought a resume for each reincarnation.'

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'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!' mockup

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

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"You meditated once."

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"No, I don't have any weed."

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'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.' mockup

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

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'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.' mockup

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

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'You've been meditating up here for seventeen years and you still haven't extinguished your ego -- you ought to be ashamed of yourself!'

'You've been meditating up here for seventeen years and you still haven't extinguished your ego -- you ought to be ashamed of yourself!' mockup

'You've been meditating up here for seventeen years and you still haven't extinguished your ego -- you ought to be ashamed of yourself!'

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'Look, you two -- enlightenment isn't supposed to be competitive!'

'Look, you two -- enlightenment isn't supposed to be competitive!' mockup

'Look, you two -- enlightenment isn't supposed to be competitive!'

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'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.' mockup

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

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ABSOLUTELY NO SKATEBOARDING

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"That's not a mantra! That's a CATCHPHRASE!"

"That's not a mantra! That's a CATCHPHRASE!" mockup

"That's not a mantra! That's a CATCHPHRASE!"

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Guru Shifted Thinking

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'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.' mockup

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

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The Door to Anger Management Class. mockup

The Door to Anger Management Class.

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'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!' mockup

'I've been reincarnated 47 time, and it's ALWAYS as some poor schlub sitting on a mountain!'

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Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes mockup

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

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'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?' mockup

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

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'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!' mockup

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

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'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!' mockup

'All I said was - chill out don't flap!'

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'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.' mockup

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

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'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?' mockup

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

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Zen and the Art of Procrastination. mockup

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

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'I bet I can extinguish my ego before you extinguish YOUR ego!'

'I bet I can extinguish my ego before you extinguish YOUR ego!' mockup

'I bet I can extinguish my ego before you extinguish YOUR ego!'

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Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru. mockup

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

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'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'

'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.' mockup

'You want to know the sound of one hand clapping? Sure! -- Open your mouth and shut your eyes.'

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"I just thought of the funniest path to enlightenment."

"I just thought of the funniest path to enlightenment." mockup

"I just thought of the funniest path to enlightenment."

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Zen Master Wannabe T-Shirts Collection

Zen Master Wannabe Mugs

Explore our collection of Zen-inspired mugs—great for the wannabe master in your life who could use both a coffee break and some humor to keep calm.

Zen Master Wannabe Pillows

Shop our cozy zen pillows—ideal for creating a peaceful corner with a humorous twist, reminding your loved one to stay calm and carry on.

Zen Master Wannabe Prints

Discover calming and witty art prints that inspire mindfulness and relaxation, perfect for decorating your Zen master wannabe’s space with humor and harmony.