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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Zenemies.

Yoga.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Yoga with Baby

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

FAQs.

Guru.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Hoarder."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!