Zen Master Humorist T-Shirts

Meditatation: I don't know your name but I feel very drawn to you...how about we go for a drink later?

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Zenemies.

Yoga.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

Yoga with Baby

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Guru.

FAQs.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"Hoarder."

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'