Zen Hustler Pillows

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Enlightened Cursing

The Real American Dream

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Take a peek 50¢

"Honey, you're sleepworking again."

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'I will need to watch the replay.'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"This IS better than meditation."

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"Dude, I can't Handel this."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

"My ringtone is the sound of one hand clapping."

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

A Buddhist monk dreams of chairs

"With no snooker tables, it's not my idea of heaven."

'What adeal, I paid 50 cents for Monique's present and her Mom gave me 2 bucks to leave the party!'

Guru balancing on a skateboard ontop a mountain